"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
-Cynthia Nelms

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

"Guys, we really aren't crazy...it's just your imagination"

"Oh my goodness! I walked into the woods and then there was this MOTHERBIRD!"

"Do you know how cool it would be if it was a snatch and sciff!! Don't even think of writing that down!"

"Whoa! I just drank a strawberry!"

"Red Robin-must be a Pennsylvania thing"

"One dark night, while we were all in bed, BUM BUM BUM, Old Ms. Lerry took a lantern to the shed, AND WHEN THE cow kicked it over, she turned around and said there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight FIRE FIRE FIRE!"